(not quite) Real Estate
If you can Name it, it can be yours!
If you can Imagine it, we can sell it to you!
If you can Draw it, we can render it yours!
No property too near, too far
too large, too small
A lake? A mountain? A castle? The moon?
Nothing is too preposterous, too outlandish,
For Magical Properties (almost) Real Estate,
and Nothing is the Only Thing we cannot procure for you.